The People of Israel Can Conquer the World in One Day! • The Daily Lesson from

Presented before you is a summary from the daily lesson as delivered by our teacher, the Rav, Rabbi Eliezer Berland shlit"a—yesterday after the Maariv (evening) prayer, Thursday night, the eve of the 8th of Tammuz, Parshas Chukas:

It is forbidden to speak during the Chazzan's repetition of the Amidah and Kaddish. They were about to drop two atomic bombs, and instead, they will distribute two candies. The girls were awake all night and recited five books of Tehillim (Psalms); in this merit, Khamenei has no atomic bombs or missiles. Because there are sarcophagi (containment structures) and centrifuges; they said they would build a new reactor and need to lower the protons from 238 to 235. Putin said he isn't helping because those who were killed were Russians—all those killed were Jews married to Russians. China is stingy; it will take them two years to give Iran an atomic bomb. Now Khamenei is hiding in a bunker; Trump said he knows where he is. Korach is underground; he will reveal to us where he is. Chanah said regarding Korach, "He brings down to the grave and raises up" (1 Samuel 2:6); in the future to come, he will be the Kohen Gadol (High Priest) in the Third Temple. He used to fly in the air. It is written that the miracle of the Arnon streams was greater than the Splitting of the Red Sea, because opening the sea is a miracle, but moving two mighty mountains is an even greater miracle. If they make peace with Syria, we will be able to drive to Uman by car. All the girls should say Tehillim and study the Wednesday and Thursday evening portions [of the daily study cycle] about how Korach would fly in the air. And they should say Chatzos (the Midnight Lament); now Chatzos is at 2:10 AM, next week it moves by two minutes. Bin Laden son of Bin Laden didn't understand who moved the sun; they told him it was the Jews. The whole matter of metals is the change in protons. Rebbe Nachman knew how to do this. The Chovos HaLevavos (Duties of the Heart) says there is no such thing [as alchemy], but Madame Curie invented radium, showing that one metal can be turned into another—from lead and iron, and also copper, into gold. A girl can learn in two seconds what takes a hundred years to learn. All the missiles fall on the way; Putin said he is not willing to mess with the Jews, he is no longer sending [weapons] to Iran. The girls need to wake up by 8:30 and go to the seminary. The seminaries end by the 14th [of the month]; every girl needs to know all the material, there are 4 more days of exams. The boys will go out [on break] from the 5th of Av until the 1st of Elul. The Chazon Ish says that during Bein HaZmanim (intersession), one can learn double. The Gemara (Talmud) says in Beitzah: the boldest among animals is the dog, the boldest among birds is the eagle, and the boldest among nations is Israel. The People of Israel can conquer the world in one day. David wanted to conquer Rome, but afterwards, Rechavam and Menashe all worshipped idols. Through Chatzos (the Midnight Lament), we defeat the whole world. At 4:30 we say Hodu [part of the morning prayers], at 6:00 one can already go to sleep until 9:00. On Shabbat, we pray for four hours; this brings the shefa (abundance) for the whole year. One must pray with kavannah (intention). Everyone needs to say 90 "Amens," four "Kedushahs," ten "Kaddishes," and one hundred blessings every day. Everyone should study the Thursday evening portion about Korach, who would fly in the air, and they cut off his peyos (sidelocks); they cut the peyos of all the Levites, and Korach's wife was very angry. But they cut their peyos because they did not protest against the Golden Calf, as written in the Gemara Sanhedrin, Perek Chelek. Now there are eight hours until the netz (sunrise); one can finish ten pages in Perek Chelek. Korach's wife was jealous and incited all of Israel against Moshe Rabbeinu; this is "Folly tears it down with her own hands" (Proverbs 14:1). And "The wisdom of women builds her house" refers to the wife of On ben Pelet, who was willing to reveal a bit of her hair at the entrance of the tent so that everyone would flee from there, and thus she saved On ben Pelet. Now they want to drop an atomic bomb. I asked Yusuf in prison, "Why do they want to kill you?" He explained to me that they are Shiites and here there are Sunnis, so they don't care about dropping an atomic bomb here. But by the time it reaches here, it will all turn into candies!